I Was Good! Not Bad! #Bunny @Houserabbit #MondayBlogs
My human slave, I call mommy, said I was bad. I do not see how I was bad, I was just protecting mommy. Keep reading and tell me if you think I was bad. Oh, here’s a picture so you know what I look like.
Yes, I know I am cute. You do not need to keep telling me. If you think I am so cute then give me either carrots, bananas, apples or raisins.
Okay back to the story of why mommy thinks I am bad. See I like to sleep, rest and hide under mommy’s bed. It is a nice cool place. I think it is the coolest spot. Since I have a permanent fur coat I stay warmer than you humans so being cool is important to me. Well as I was stretched out under mommy’s bed and see this black thing crawling up toward where mommy sleeps. Well, like any good child I thought to kill this thing that might hurt my mommy. You know this black thingy could of hurt or killed her while sleeping. I was only trying to protect the one person that makes sure I get my salads each morning, my treats each day, fresh hay, bits of clover to nibble on so I hopped over to this thing and attacked it.
Oh, you want to know how a defenseless cute little thing like me attacked this black thing? Well I attacked it the only way I know how. I chewed it with my teeth. I bit the head off this thingy. It did not take long. Within 5 minutes it was dead. I was so proud of myself. I knew mommy would be happy that I saved her from this thing.
I waited and waited for days and finally mommy noticed. She was mad! MAD, at ME? Why, I still do not understand. I was protecting mommy not trying to hurt her like that black thingy.
Well, it turns out the black thingy was some cable for some black thingy she reads books on. She told the other human in the house that she was going to ban me from under the bed. Why, I ask, WHY?! But mommy you do not realize that I protected you. That black thingy was slowly creeping up to where you sleep at night. It could hurt you. I saved you mommy! I did good not bad!
Well now I am banned from hiding and resting under the bed. Mommy is smart. She put up wire cube thingy’s all around the bed. I have pulled and pulled with my teeth and they are not moving. I do not know how to move them to get my favorite spot back.
Anyone have suggestions on how to get the wire thingy’s gone and my favorite spot back? Still think I was a bad bunny?
I deserve to have my special spot back!
CupCake (who is MAD!)
For anyone interested in being a slave to someone cute like me please check out the House Rabbit Society.